"Okay... now this is my favorite porn site. Of course, it's all just text right now, but just wait 15 years!"
"And this is what OS X looks like without the GUI."
Nothing impresses the chicks like playing video games. That's why arcades are still so popular to this very day.
"Oooo baby... you're making me all hot. Or maybe it's just the radiation pouring out of the top of this old computer monitor."
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